doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…


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pfdiva:

jaredpadaleki:

a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task.

an Adventure is a trip without a destination.

a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination.

#excuse me while i take a quest to the toilet (x)

I often take journeys up and down my halls to think.  I like this.


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198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us


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theheroichydrangea:

Also I love how defensive Sirius and Remus are of the map in that movie. Every time Harry is like “the map doesn’t work” or “the map lies” they’re like “we made this fucking map, do you know how much work we put into it? It is not wrong.”


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Hannibal: *kills a lot of people*
Hannibal: *makes everyone believe Will killed them*
Hannibal: *destroys Will's life and future*
Hannibal: I love you Will
Will: *hires a hitman to kill Hannibal*
Hannibal: CURSE YOUR SUDDEN AND UNEXPECTED BETRAYAL

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Vincent van Gogh (March 30, 1853 – July 29, 1890)

I haven’t got it yet, but I’m hunting it and fighting for it, I want something serious, something fresh—something with soul in it! Onward, onward.


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weirdteenblogger:

typing your homework question into google and seeing loads of yahoo answers pages

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maverikloki:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

truehiddlestoner:

thorlokid:

that police guy from teen wolf looks like the love child of tom hiddleston and steve rogers

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at first i looked at this like “oh look tom hiddleston” but then i was like “oh no thats chris evans” wHat iS hapPenning

EVERYONE WATCH TEEN WOLF IMMEDIATELY

loki and captain america had a baby??

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this


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